Except when it's the corner of your blog entry and it calls for a floating head to deliver a resounding message! A message about what you ask? About how amazing Zach Bogosian's eyebrows are...I mean, just look at their glorious curvature!! And yes, I am okay with admitting how jealous I am of his sensational brow features; I should be so lucky! So why am I writing about this? Because it's Armenian Heritage Night at the Staples Center where Zach and his mates will take the ice to feud with Drew Doughty and his Kings-men at 7:30 p.m. west coast time. Obviously, in light of the festive affair taking place at the rink tonite, the biggest question begging to be asked is which one of the shamlessly over-exposed Kardashia
n women will be attending the game tonite?? Surely one of these air-headed trollops will make the trek over to Staples to be seen on Armenian Heritage Night, right? Ding dong!!Bogooo-sian Eyes! They're watching you!! And you and you and you...better watch it Kardashian clan, Bogey doesn't like L.A. glam whores and vapid actresses who really have no business being on televsion. Thusly, he plans on slapping Lamar Odom if he sees him wandering around the tunnels within the bowels of the Staples Center before the game. You've been duly forewarned. Now get back to that poor sap father of yours because Bruce is looking a bit leathery and probably could benefit from a very thorough moisturizing facial and skin scrub!!
Okay, on to more serious discussions! Like the keys to tonite's game against Los Reyes. The first key for tonite's game is the grooming of the eyebrows. Bogosian will lead his team to victory if his brows are properly and carefully tweezed so that the apex of their curvature is as high as humanly possible. Secondly, Zach must make an indellible impression during the pre-game Armenian Heritage festivities by being extra nice to the lovely Armenian ladies who come to meet him, but at the same time gi
ve a frosty reception to any male chumps who try to come off as God's gift to Armenians. Thusly, Zach must give himself ample time in the mirror to practice the execution of his icy, cold glare in the event someone tries to stare him down...certainly an unwise choice given his unique aptitude in this area as evidenced by the picture featured here. Lastly, the man who wants to be called "Bogey" must be certain to do several sets of push-ups before the "meet and greet" begins as to give off the most intimidating appearance possible. When people get a gander at how stacked Mr. Bogosian has become in just two short years since Draft Day 2008, word of his imposing size will surely ripple through the arena corridors and hallways like doppler waves in a fish pond. Please take notice, city of Los Armenians, that the true Armenian king-fish has entered the building! Step aside and make ample way for his astounding Armenian eminence!
ve a frosty reception to any male chumps who try to come off as God's gift to Armenians. Thusly, Zach must give himself ample time in the mirror to practice the execution of his icy, cold glare in the event someone tries to stare him down...certainly an unwise choice given his unique aptitude in this area as evidenced by the picture featured here. Lastly, the man who wants to be called "Bogey" must be certain to do several sets of push-ups before the "meet and greet" begins as to give off the most intimidating appearance possible. When people get a gander at how stacked Mr. Bogosian has become in just two short years since Draft Day 2008, word of his imposing size will surely ripple through the arena corridors and hallways like doppler waves in a fish pond. Please take notice, city of Los Armenians, that the true Armenian king-fish has entered the building! Step aside and make ample way for his astounding Armenian eminence!Alright, alright, you got me! That was hardly serious at all! But what is serious is my sincere respect and admiration of this impressive hockey man-creature. Zach Bogosian is a credit to his professi
on as he has worked hard and tirelessly in order to craft himself into a striking frame of twisted steel and sinew. After a rough sophomore campaign in which Zach gritted his teeth and played hurt for the last 3/4 of the 2009-2010 season, Bogosian is back stronger and "fiercer" than ever before. Tonite is the nite that Bogey sends a stern, reverberating message to not only his Armenian compatriates in attendance at Staples, but also the entire circle of NHL media, who have quickly annointed Drew Doughty the king of his defensive draft class. But something tells me that Mr. Bogosian is ready to take that next step in his development, not only physically but mentally as well, towards becoming the player that both Ray Bourque and Bobby Orr envisioned in their documented praise of the young Bogosian. In my estimation, he's on the precipice of greatness and ready to take his game to a whole new level. And it begins tonite, "La Parka!" He's watching your every move and you can't escape his "Bogosian eyes". But in this case, there's no wearing of any disguise because #4 will be an image that haunts your eyes.
on as he has worked hard and tirelessly in order to craft himself into a striking frame of twisted steel and sinew. After a rough sophomore campaign in which Zach gritted his teeth and played hurt for the last 3/4 of the 2009-2010 season, Bogosian is back stronger and "fiercer" than ever before. Tonite is the nite that Bogey sends a stern, reverberating message to not only his Armenian compatriates in attendance at Staples, but also the entire circle of NHL media, who have quickly annointed Drew Doughty the king of his defensive draft class. But something tells me that Mr. Bogosian is ready to take that next step in his development, not only physically but mentally as well, towards becoming the player that both Ray Bourque and Bobby Orr envisioned in their documented praise of the young Bogosian. In my estimation, he's on the precipice of greatness and ready to take his game to a whole new level. And it begins tonite, "La Parka!" He's watching your every move and you can't escape his "Bogosian eyes". But in this case, there's no wearing of any disguise because #4 will be an image that haunts your eyes.For more Zach Bogosian and media impressions of his potential, here are a couple of old articles extolling the talents of this Armenian hockey prince:
-- Friend of The Blueland Chronicle, Rory Boylen, wrote this glowing piece in the Hockey News about Zatchel's promising potential.
-- A wonderful post-draft article written by NHL.com correspondent Aaron Bell, who high-lights Zach's tremendous hockey pedigree and connections.
-- Finally, a well-written account of Zach's recent trials and tribulations by former Thrashers' beat writer and current Fox Sports and NHL.com operative, John Manasso.
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Did you note the fact that they played "Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates at Philips last week during the game? Coincidence? I think not. Obviously Zachary's bitchin' brows have caught the attention of numerous Blueland faithful. Hell, I wish my brows looked like that! They need a special edition Z. Bogosian kit offered for sale at Bare Escentuals or Sephora to assist those with paltry arches to achieve the zenith of eyebrow hotness.
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