http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPiPsy-P-Cc
Okay, so...
...I'm a bit tardy to the party...but they call me J-Barty and my posts are always hearty!
Well, most of the time that is!!
I just wanted to get something new up on the site and I figured why not play on the "late to the party" theme. Lo and behold, and on the first click, I was lucky to find this short, little "oh snap!"-worthy link in which some Hollywood wisen-heimer cracks a dirty joke at the expense of Lindsay Lohan. And what could be more appropriate than a red carpet wise-crack since the boys over at the legendary Blueland Chronicle have already taken the time to crap all over the Thrashers red jersey -- and rightly so I might add -- which make the boys look like a drunken and deranged misfit militia attempting to overthrow the Colombian government regime because the State failed in its promise to build more hockey rinks for the public at-large.
Anyway, on to the hockey part of this blog entry that very few people will read; I wanted to give some props to "Mad Max" Afinogenov for coming through in the clutch at the end of the game last night. Over the last 5 games, Crazy Legs has gone from inducing Maximum Frustration and realizing his unfortunate nomer of "Afino-skatearound" to Maximum Effectiveness and the height of "Maroon-land" Madness with his well-placed (and well-timed) snapshot laser around the Human Eclipse, Zdeno Chara and past the helpless and, up-til-then, unflappable Bruins netminder, Tuukka Raaskk (I know it's Rask!) with only 41.2 tics of the clock remaining in regulation. (Note: that was an absurdly long run-on sentence!!) Finally, with the man advantage and the Bruins defense in scrambling shambles, it was the Mad Shooter who was taking Rask to task and not the other way around.
Too bad the puck rolled on Peverley before his wrister attempt and the almost always Slava-matic forgot to shoot the puck during the shootout stanza of the game. Bygones.
More importanly, we can only hope that the Thursday night "Maroon-land" Jinx has been partially neutralized and next time the Thrashers will seal the deal and earn both points...or else just give up on the vomit-inducing jerseys and burn them like 1970's neo-lesbian feminists!!
Okay, so...
...I'm a bit tardy to the party...but they call me J-Barty and my posts are always hearty!
Well, most of the time that is!!
I just wanted to get something new up on the site and I figured why not play on the "late to the party" theme. Lo and behold, and on the first click, I was lucky to find this short, little "oh snap!"-worthy link in which some Hollywood wisen-heimer cracks a dirty joke at the expense of Lindsay Lohan. And what could be more appropriate than a red carpet wise-crack since the boys over at the legendary Blueland Chronicle have already taken the time to crap all over the Thrashers red jersey -- and rightly so I might add -- which make the boys look like a drunken and deranged misfit militia attempting to overthrow the Colombian government regime because the State failed in its promise to build more hockey rinks for the public at-large.
Anyway, on to the hockey part of this blog entry that very few people will read; I wanted to give some props to "Mad Max" Afinogenov for coming through in the clutch at the end of the game last night. Over the last 5 games, Crazy Legs has gone from inducing Maximum Frustration and realizing his unfortunate nomer of "Afino-skatearound" to Maximum Effectiveness and the height of "Maroon-land" Madness with his well-placed (and well-timed) snapshot laser around the Human Eclipse, Zdeno Chara and past the helpless and, up-til-then, unflappable Bruins netminder, Tuukka Raaskk (I know it's Rask!) with only 41.2 tics of the clock remaining in regulation. (Note: that was an absurdly long run-on sentence!!) Finally, with the man advantage and the Bruins defense in scrambling shambles, it was the Mad Shooter who was taking Rask to task and not the other way around.
Too bad the puck rolled on Peverley before his wrister attempt and the almost always Slava-matic forgot to shoot the puck during the shootout stanza of the game. Bygones.
More importanly, we can only hope that the Thursday night "Maroon-land" Jinx has been partially neutralized and next time the Thrashers will seal the deal and earn both points...or else just give up on the vomit-inducing jerseys and burn them like 1970's neo-lesbian feminists!!
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This would be a better looking uniform, and that's really saying something: Aerodynamical!
Don't forget your helmets!: Headgear
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