Monday, December 14, 2009

Rangers "Moose-merized" by Johan Christian Hedberg in 3 to 2 Shoot-out Loss to T-Birds

In yet another breath-stealing, frustration-filled, nail-biter of a game, Thrashers netminder Johan "Moose" Hedberg was at his very best under the bright lights of Madison Square Garden, where he made 46 saves -- many sensational -- on 48 shots by the New York Rangers, who seemed to shoot from any and every angle possible. How did he summon the will and the strength to stand "on his head" as the old hockey lingo goes? Was Johan Hedberg touched by Christmas angels? Or was he just wearing lucky socks like the very ones pictured below?

We'll never know the exact answer, but we can all be thankful that this loyal blogger and fan realized his new and blue lucky socks were in the dryer before the final period began. That's not to say that I've been especially lucky when it comes to pulling for various pro sports teams in my lifetime, but no one will ever be able to doubt my serious dedication to the boys from Blueland and their quest for hard-earned road points against Conference rivals. Luckily, my socks combined with Moose's strong will and stellar goaltending were just enough to make a difference in this heart-stopping 3 to 2 shoot-out win over the Ranjahs. For those scoring at home, that's two games and two OT wins for these snazzy blue reindeer socks.

Author's Note: Since both moose and reindeer (caribou) are members of the Cervidae animal family, I can safely refer to these socks as my lucky, blue "Moose" socks. Now back to our regularly scheduled blog programming.

Special Stat Summary (in lieu of my usual paragraph by paragraph ramblings):

** None of the 4 regulation goals were scored at Even-Strength; the Rangers scored twice on the PP thus putting a serious dent in the armor of the Thrashers previously # 1 ranked road Penalty-Kill unit (in fairness, the first PP goal should never have happened as Evander Kane was summoned to the box for some mysterious phantom holding call after taking a high elbow check...even Coach Anderson expressed his doubt in the TV post-game interview)
** Colby Armstrong scored his first Short-handed goal of the season with a gorgeous over the shoulder top-shelf wrister that left Henrik Lundqvist looking rather stunned; for Colbs it was his fourth straight game with a twine-tickling tally, but this one was the first of the four that wouldn't necessarily be classified as "greasy" or, to paraphrase Army, "banged home and dirty"....oh wait a second, I think he was answering a question about Tiger Woods' extra-marital affairs...sorry for the confusion.
** Hedberg's previous career high for saves in a game was 43 so this effort at MSG (since it included a perfect 2 saves on 2 shooters in the S/O) was perhaps the single best outing in his 10-year career; several saves were high-light reel quality and on quite a few occasions, Moose bailed out his D-men by battling in the crease 'til the puck was covered or cleared to safety.
** Both Ilya Kovalchuk and Slava Kozlov scored in the S/O by taking different than normal approaches. Kovy was successful in dangling the puck and freezing "King" Henry as he moved from his left to his right, patiently waiting for Lundqvist to fall forward and creating space in the top half of the net for his deft wrist-flick; for Slava, who normally goes wide to the goalie's left before streaking back to the middle and waiting for an opening as he moves laterally, decided to take a more direct approach from Henry's right and waited for him to drop his glove hand before snapping a perfect shot just inside the left, far post. Both goals made the Gold Medal Olympian look quite silly, but Lundqvist was the reason OT was even a reality as he was impenetrable for nearly a minute and a half during a late third period 5 on 3 Thrasher PP.

9 comments:

Daculafan said...

You are breaking blogging boundaries by illustrious alliteration using cunning and courageous clauses to clarify and classify your points.

In another words...I love your blog...Keep speakin' the truth...

Believe in Blueland

j_barty_party said...

Hey Dac, thanks! Glad the "folks" seem to like it. Writing this blog is actually good therapy for being a fan and helps me keep things in better perspective...usually!

And I really like "cunning and courageous clauses to clarify and classify your points"! Awesome.

Mortimer Peacock said...

A few things:

1. Good point about Kovy trying something different in the shootout. At first I thought he wasn't going to get a shot off, and I was all "YOU MISERABLE BASTARD" at my teevee, but then he performed a "deft wrist-flick," as you evocatively put it, and it was all good.

2. That's an impressive teevee.

3. Your reindeer socks have made me realize Santa ought to be hire Moose to pull his sleigh. At least for certain stretches of the trip. Hey, he IS dependable.

j_barty_party said...

Good timing Morty cuz I'm in the process of updating the blog with some serious props and statistical hi-lites for the masked Moose!

I reckon the premier showing of Ten Gallon Dick and the Russian would look quite amazing in all of its brilliance on my prized 46" TV.

Big Shooter said...

I think it would look might fine on my prized 50" TV. Just sayin...

j_barty_party said...

Oooo, Mr. Big-timin'! I see you have one-upped me. I spoz yours has 120 Hz as well.

Well, we all know the premier of this epic can and should only take place at one location and that is One Philips Drive, NW.

krisabelle said...

I can't believe no one commented on the TrueBlood season 1 dvd's snuggled beneath the "teevee"! 50"? Shooter, that is ridicularity. Although I bet A Muppet Christmas Carol looks mighty fine on that magnificent beast (if it indeed has 120 hz).

j_barty_party said...

Yeah, I was hoping no one would notice that vampire smut sitting next to my feet below the TV! We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Perhaps Sookie Stackhouse can make an appearance in TGD and the Ruskie as a vampire Thrasherville fortune teller, whom Dicky P must run out of town for conjuring up false tales about the prospects of the town and their hopes for fame and fortune.

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