Thrashers Goalie Ondrej "the Giant" Commits Grand Theft Larceny in Dramatic OT Win

When asked why he committed so many blatant and daring acts of grand theft hockey larceny, goalie Ondrej "the Giant" Pavelec was heard telling the mass of huddled media surrounding him that he did these crimes simply "because it's what I wanna do."
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Tonite at Philips Arena the Atlanta Thrashers capitalized on an astonishingly brilliant effort by young netminder, Ondrej Pavelec, to finally eject the Thursday nite hex that had foiled the burgundy-clad Thrashers five times previous to this cold night in December. However, it required at least five proven counts of grand theft larceny by "Ondrej-ing the Crease" Pavelec to neutralize numerous baffling burgundy blunders at BLUE-land. And fittingly, Pavelec's outstanding play was rewarded by a game-winning goal -- the fifth and final lead change of the night -- in overtime by Richard Peverley. And no, #5 Boris Valabik did not play in the contest tonite.

Anyway, while Ondrej Pavelec is downtown answering questions posed by bold and brash "authorities", the dependable "Deadeye Dick" Peverley was busy fighting off the throng of animated admirers who wanted to congratulate him THE REAL ONDREJ AT LARGE for his timely sharp-shooting at the end of the 3rd period. His late goal essentially assured the Thrashers 1 point in the standings. As if that wasn't enough, the man also known as "Ten Gallon Dick" potted the game-winning deflection in the overtime stanza for a rousing encore. Fans blustered lustily in appreciation of his heroic feats!!

Update: despite a lengthy and considerable inquisition at the hands of aggressive and unrelenting local authorities, Ondrej Pavelec was not "busted" for the alleged crime of grand theft hockey larceny, of which he was accused by this busty and overzealous fledgling female flatfoot, who is pictured here to the right. (As if you didn't notice!)

This blog correspondent was able to track down Pavelec's agent, Alan Walsh, who said that the police run-in was "a simple mis-interpretation by an eager, green policewoman" and that his client would not press any "harrassment or police brutality charges." He went on to state that his "young, burgeoning star goalie", who tallied 42 impressive saves against 47 recorded shots on goal, would not "expect to be given the starting job outright, but he would endeavor to do whatever it takes to prove his standing as a # 1 caliber goaltender in the NHL."