....by not working bitches!! Yeeee ahhhhhh!! What?
Okay, not exactly. I'm actually crunching some revenue figures in MS Access as we speak / type / tweet "Hosannah in the Highest" -- in a hockey sense of course -- but my mind is tingling with anticipation as we draw ever-close to the opening bell of the free-agency fantasmo (yeah, just made that up) slated to begin at 12:01 EST...SHARP! Not Patrick Sharp, but Andrew Ladd may be next up for the trade-block and your Atlanta Thrashers are reportedly interested, according to one of countless tweets oozing forth from the cyber-world of hyperbolic fantasy. But alas, this rumor isn't so far-fetched as the Thrashers have some cash to throw away and the Blackhawks cap is, well, to put it succinctly, fucked.
Other rumors of note include RFA talks breaking down between Montreal and Dan Ellis, Zbynek Michalek pondering his final offer from the 'Yotes and Calgary clearning mad cap space for an "afternoon" presser that is supposed to begin at 8 am MT...huh? See how crazy this shit is? It's gonna get worse before the dust settles and we wake from our daze to find that we've been stupid enough to sign old and decrepit Pavol Demitra and his buddy Martin "don't call me Sea-bass" Cibak from Slovakia. What? It could happen!! Stay tuned (as if anyone's reading this tripe!) and I'll keep you posted on what actually happens for realz yo' post apocalyptic noon...today, Thursday the 1st of July, the Day of Hockey Reckoning. Peace...for now!
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